i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
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