Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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