I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
4 words: hood of his car
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
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I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
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I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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