I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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