i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
How external is "for external use only"?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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