Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Randomize
