im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
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I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
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He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
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It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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