Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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