I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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