I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
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I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
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OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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