Hey man sorry I got all grabby
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.