What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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