Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
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