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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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