How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
