so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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