He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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