im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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