But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
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I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
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Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
This is my life. Enjoy the view
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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