I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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