The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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