There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
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at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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