she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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