i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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