I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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