He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
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my shit smells like andre
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
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It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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