grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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