Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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