Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
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just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
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He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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