She said her name was "party"
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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