At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
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So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
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You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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