Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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