Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Randomize
