Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I think your dad took our porno
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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