I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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