yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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