If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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