We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
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Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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