Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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