Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
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