Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
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I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
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This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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