We named our party play list daddy issues
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
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he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
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My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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