she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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