Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
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you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
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I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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