i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
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You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
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Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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