You made me cry and you don't even care
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
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my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
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I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I just had sex on a roof
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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