so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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