I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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