Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
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Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
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You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
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Omg I joined a choir last night...
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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