C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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