have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
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No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
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I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
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