ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
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If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
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Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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