Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
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I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
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Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
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I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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