how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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